Have you ever been to one of those beauty supply stores that sells everything in the world from toilet covers to 24 inch long squirrel hair clip-on ponytails? Its like one stop shopping for welfare recipients and church ladies [who are really one in the same when you think about it]. KeKe can get her accessories for her club outfit and pick her mama up a new Bible cover in one trip.

You can fool some of the people some of the time but you can’t fool all of the people all the time [unless their last name happen to be Knowles]. I call BS on Rachel Roy’s whole couture wardrobe! You can find all that shit hanging right next to the oven mitts and Avon products in the back of Kim Lui’s Beauty Emporium. Her leaving the house like this does absolutely nothing for all the rumors about Dame being broke. The recession is real.

To the east my sister, to the east. Girl, bye!