Verdine White hopped up out of bed, turned his swag on, took a look in the mirror and said whaddup! [1]That’s right girls, I watermarked these babies because these right-clicking bitches are thirsty to get a drink of what V Dubb is offering. This is pay-per-view, you gotta pay for this. Now this is how I like to kick off a Monday. Get you a piece, whore!

[1] Only God can judge me for knowing the lyrics to a Souljah Boy song.