E!’s latest foray in reality television fuckery Candy Girls debuted last night and I was not impressed at all. The show follows “a high end agency” that represents some of the “hottest video vixens” in the hip-hop industry. Please notice the use of quotation marks and the sarcasm they represent, thank you in advance.

If you are looking for stereotypical behavior from Black women [ass shaking, random displays of hoe shit, neck snapping + finger wagging] this is the show for you. I’m just waiting for the “good hair / bad hair / light skin / dark skin” debate to jump-off.

I hurt for my people and also my gender.

Two of the hoes, I mean, ladies in the house already tried to check the resident bi-racial chick on her status not being hood. And you thought CNN’s Black In America was going to solve the problems amongst hoes overnight, ha! Your thoughts?