I lied. I said that I wouldn’t write about Rabid Beaver and his victim unless something dramatic happen but I had to share this post with the class. BrokenCool.com [add to your bookmarks] compiled a list of possible careers for your boy Chris Brown. Here’s the number one choice:

#1 NASCAR DRIVER

I’m sure by now you’ve read the detectives notes on how things went down the night Brown allegedly smacked around Rihanna like she owed him money. But have you REALLY read the notes? Brown allegedly did most of the damage to Rihanna while he was navigating a Lamborghini through evening L.A. traffic. I mean he was punching her with one hand while steering the Lamborghini with the other. Steering a Lamborghini isn’t like taking your parent’s car to the grocery store…plus, I’m pretty sure you don’t need to punch anyone while driving in Nascar…although you may need to be able to throw down should you crash.

Seriously though…Chris could kill it in Nascar with his precision driving skills. His car could be sponsored by his new favourite company, I Fucked Up My Life Industries.

YOUR TWO CENTS REQURIED: What career path do you think Chris Brown should travel down?