Dr. Knockboots
The Love Doctor is in the house and has some love advice to share. Girl, you better get that dick and go!
A IS FOR APPRECIATE
A woman wants to know she is appreciated, that what she does for you is appreciated. I don’t mean washing your clothes or cooking your meals. I mean the fact that she went and got her hair done, so you can look at her and say, “Ooh, damn!” The fact that she squeezed herself into that outfit that is probably very uncomfortable so you can say, “Damn, she looks good in that!”
LIPS, TONGUE & MOUTH
Women like to talk and when they do, they like to know that you are listening. For example, say your girlfriend wears a certain kind of perfume. She always wears this perfume — nothing else. One day you surprise her with that bottle of perfume when she runs out without asking her what kind it is or where to getit, you are the man! Talking to her friends like, “Oh, he came and he had the perfume and oh!” That shows her that she is not only there to have sex with every now and then. That will make you the man for at least three weeks. Trust me.
THE SINFUL SLOTH
Women like men who, every now and then, go out of their way and do something for them that they are not expecting — something that requires some effort or some doing. Anybody can order some flowers. That takes no effort — you order some flowers and they just show up and you take the credit. However, it takes some doing to go to that Build-A-Bear place and do the voice activation thing and making that bear tell a little inside joke that only you and her know about it. [Read more at Global Grind]
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