Blame The IPS for this.

You ever feel like you are apart of the problem instead of the solution? I struggle with this every time I hit the club with mi amigos. We are all educated and successful women – -  all dancing to some of the most ignorant shit you will ever hear in life. I know, I know. I’m trying to get help for it now. Tyra Banks should dedicate a hour to this shit.

I roll my eyes and give critiques on what real hip-hop is all week long and then turn around and swag surf on Saturday night. And I know it ain’t right but I just can’t help it. When the DJ says “if you pussy clean let me hear you scream” I feel obligated to yell as loud as I can. What if someone is watching and I don’t say anything? It would be safe to assume I had sea bass in my panties, correct? While it is true that only God can judge me you know people always got something to say.

Here are a few of my favorite ignorant club songs. Be sure to put your headphones while you listen unless of course you want your co-workers to hear you jamming to the smooth wails of OJ Da Juice Man. What are some of your favorite guilty pleasure songs?

Bust It Wide Open, Lil Will, [LISTEN]

Make The Trap [Aaayy], OJ Da Juice Man featuring Gucci Mane, [Listen]

Fuck U Gon Do About It, Plies, [Listen]

Fuck Them Other Hoes, Khia, [Listen]

Beat That Pussy Up, Lil Boosie, [Listen]

Don’t Hide That Pussy, DJ Unk, [Listen]

Take It Back Hoe, Tampa Tony, [Listen]

Tonight, Trick Daddy featuring Jahiem + Trina [Listen]