The buzz on these mean internet Tweets is that after six years of publication that King magazine has folded. Instead of trying to figure out where all the undiscovered myspace models and random has been’s will now turn to let’s look toward Zion.
I know that Joe Budden’s sweet thang, Tahiry will cover the magazine’s final issue but my mind can’t help but think of the oiled up asses that could have been featured. Who are some of your picks?
Lil Kim and her tangy partner Derek Hough earned their first 10 from Dancing With The Stars judge Bruno Tonioli on Monday night. I’m going to reserve my comments about her plastic mug for another day since she killed it. I’m still trying to hit the booty-do properly!
Since Karl Lagerfeld hates all fat people [no, seriously] you know evil thoughts were running through his head while posing with Beth Ditto. I still love his pasty ass though.
But I digress.
‘More To Love’ is being billed as the first reality dating show dedicated to the members of Team Chunk. Because the world needs it!
“For six years it’s been skinny-minis and good-looking bachelors, and that’s not what the dating world looks like,” Fox president of alternative Mike Darnell said. “Why don’t real women — the women who watch these shows, for the most part — have a chance to find love too?”
Contestants will do the sort of activities seen on “Bachelor,” but producers suspect Jacuzzi or massage dates will take on a different perspective. “More to Love” will have makeover aspects — when contestants wear ballroom gowns, for instance — but Fleiss said the focus will not be on physical improvement.
“We want to send the message that you can be the size you are and still be lovable,” he said. “We aren’t going to thin these girls down so they can find love — that’s a backwards message.” [source]
I have been secretly yearning for The Flavor of Catfish [don't tell ReRe, it may kill her] but this will have to do.
The current relationship between T-Pain and his father Shaheed Najm is a rocky one. I don’t have the time to explain but click here if you want the full rundown. Long story short, T-Pain’s pops feels like Akon and his brother Bu [CEO of Konvict Music] are two shady businessmen who have betrayed his trust.
I hope they work that shit out but I’m not here to play Dr. Phil. I can’t stop laughing at Papa Pain ranting about “Willie Lynch bullshit.” I could honestly care less about what he his complaining about but his delivery made my soul cry.
Sheree is turning into that big cousin we all run into at the club! Lady Marmaduke partied along with her guest at Mick Boogie’s birthday celebration in New York City on Monday night. Now you know damn well that she can’t pick Mick Boogie out of a line-up of all black men but jumped at the opportunity to party with the “elite.” What she should do is go out for shots with Keyshia Cole’s sister Elite and call it a day.
I’m suppose to believe this chick is on DatPiff downloading mixtapes and shit? Pfft.
But are we really surprised? Paula’s crazy ass stays showing up to events looking like one of those zombies who chase you down the street at Halloween Horror Nights. I’m not going to even waste my strength trying to say something nice about this broad today. Let’s just blame Arsenio Hall and keep it moving.
Kizzy Rowland wants you to know that she wasn’t dropped from Columbia Records but parted with the company amicably.
Right.
Fresh – -
Two words: I can’t. In this installment of the I Am . . . Creole Tour, toward the end of this vid Mrs. Hustla Baby twerks her hamhocks to a severely chopped-n-skrewed version of her man’s “I Just Wanna Luv U.” Never mind her attempt at the Stanky Legg during “Deja Vu.” I simply cannot and will not.
- – Redd
Speeding, I’m speeding! What is it about Georgia highways that make your cousins want to drive so damn fast? We all know Go-Go was rushing home to change his tampon but I don’t know what to say about everybody else.
Outkast’s Andre 3000 (real name: Andre Benjamin) was arrested near Atlanta Saturday for driving his 2007 Porsche Carrera at such a high speed that police called him “an accident waiting to happen,” according to Atlanta’s WSB-TV, TMZ and AllHipHop.com.
A police officer told the station that the MC was clocked at 109 MPH on Saturday morning, significantly over the 65-mph speed limit, on Interstate 75, and was arrested for the danger he posed.
“Traveling that fast along 75, you’re passing people as if they’re standing still,” Henry County Police Captain Jason Bolton told the station. “It’s an accident waiting to happen.”
The MC was released after posting $1,200 bail, according to TMZ. He is scheduled to appear in court on April 29.
Reps for Benjamin had not responded to MTV News’ requests for comment at press time.
The arrest comes as State Representative Jim Cole is lobbying for a new “Super Speeder” bill to be passed in the state of Georgia. The law will force violators to pay an additional $200 fine for driving at more than 85 miles an hour on highways and four-lane roads. Georgia Governor Sonny Perdue has said he supports the bill and intends to sign it into law in the coming months. [source]
That’s enough for me to keep my ride at 75 mph, thanks!
You don’t want no problems cause pussy hoe I’ll solve em! Yes! I live! Al Reynolds finally has a new ringback tone thanks to Liberty City / USA flea market queen Geisha. I can’t wait to see my tangy kids cover this on drag showcase. Skeet or delete?
Click here to watch Geisha diss fellow 305 yaki supporter Katrina LaVerne. How dreadful! Thanks Jocelyn for the fuckery!
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