Dawn Richards has already felt the impact of the recession three times already so I understand her need to sell ass but if Aundrea and her moon face decide to get oiled up for FHM I think we all should launch an investigation against Diddy and his involvement with brothels.
If you would like to spend a lovely evening at home jacking off to this hit up your nearest magazine rack and look for Christina Milian’s growl power or hit up Cutie Central for more flicks.
Roseanne’s whores for propaganda quote will never die as long as the Kardashian Klan is around.
I have nothing against the K.K. but those broads are more than desperate for the limelight. If they want the public’s constant attention their just going to have to do some hoe shit like the rest of Hollywood! I can’t tell you how many times their publicists have emailed blogs trying to leak dirt that no one gives two dry pussies about just so they can remain in the relevancy loop.
Beefy Kardashian says that the rumors that she and Jay-Z got hot and heavy in a night club after sharing tequila shots all night are false. But since people are way too smart to have believed the shit any way she’s just bumping her cum catcher for maintenance at this point. I love Beefy, Lord knows I do. I’m just going to need for her to come better than this next time around. Start a rumor about having a relationship with Manute Bol. Now that I can believe.
Solange broke out the Creole Buffalo Soldier #38 warrior paint for her performance at the Chicago House of Blue’s on Wednesday night. Since I’ve become accustomed to this type of behavior I will refrain from making any comments referencing her love for glow sticks today.
My girl Angel from Concrete Loop was in the building and snapped a few exclusive pictures of Baby Daniel, Estelle, and a few faces from behind the monitor. Check it out!
When I was a teenager I would babysit a little boy [while his mama was out doing hoe shit, I'm sure] who would wreak havoc around his house and then look me dead in the eyes like “What bitch, you got something to say?”
The same way I wanted to punch that little boy in the back of his throat is what I want to do for Free for wearing this damn wig again – - and then having the nerve to put 1 1/2 Nettie braids in it.
The gospel version of “Single Ladies” got me thinking back to the time where a preacher man attempted to call out Jay-Z for a “hidden message” on the song “Lucifer.” Little did Passah Mixtape know that the track he was referencing came from Danger Mouse’s mash-up project The Grey Album.
I can’t wait to talk about Reh Dogg and his role in the illuminati at Wednesday night bible study.
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Serena Williams teamed up with Gatorade G2 today at Hollywood’s famed Roosevelt Hotel to select who will appear alongside her in a new national “Everyday Athletes” ad campaign for the Gatorade G2 low-calorie sports drink.
Hosted by Access Hollywood host and upcoming Dancing with the Stars competitor, Nancy O’Dell, The G2 Everyday Athlete Search featured five semi-finalists — all named Serena — who traveled to the event from around the country to discuss their personal stories of how sports and exercise have helped them overcome a challenge or allowed them to reach and accomplish a significant, personal goal.
