When I’m not bad mouthing celebrities or trying to save the world by cultivating organic titty residue I’m on the prowl for digital fuckery to share with my boyfriend. You should try it with your better half some time. Fuckery is the glue that holds our relationship together.

My fellow nerds should love this. Sez Michael K from Dlisted:

Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It’s used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc…

I’m 23 years old and I heard it but my sugar daddy who is 26 didn’t. What about you?