“Life as a shorty shouldn’t be so rough.” – -Inspectah Deck, “C.R.E.A.M.”

The KISS midgets, no ma’am. Insane Clow Posse game proper. But I digress what I came here to tell you. Guyana wants to take your boy Testicular Pain down to China Town.

Neither T-Pain, above, nor his trademark top hat nor his Vocoder device will be at a concert in Guyana after he was threatened with kidnapping or death, The Associated Press reported. T-Pain, the Florida-born hip-hop and R&B performer whose real name is Faheem Najm, was scheduled to perform a concert in that South American nation on Monday night as part of its Mashramani festival, which celebrates Guyana’s independence from Britain. But the show’s promoter canceled the event after receiving what he said were “credible death and kidnapping threats” against T-Pain via e-mail messages and telephone calls. A police commander for the area told The A.P. that the local authorities were investigating. [source]

See Guyana, this is why I fucks with you.