I Would Be Scared Too

He say, she say, but what does God say? Via Baller Status:

Following comments made during an interview on satellite radio where he detailed a night out with Diddy that ended at a possibly gay club, rapper Xzibit has released a statement to clarify reports.

Despite how the interview sounded, X states “I have no beef with Diddy,” according to the title of his most recent MySpace blog. The rapper claims that his comments in a recent interview was not intended to be malicious in anyway.

“I wake up this morning and my phone is going nuts. I turn on the computer and find all this sh** about me “throwing puffy under the gay bus” … whatever that means,” X writes. “All this SPIN that you journalist[s] are putting on the statements I made on a radio show — to DIRECTLY effect a guy in a manor not intended — is wrong.

“I got a call yesterday (which caught me off guard) from Diddy himself, stating the club was an after hours spot called ‘Space’ I believe. The rumor mill that has ground this bullsh** out to be the sh** storm that it is, is doing so on its own accord. Like I said at the top, I have no beef with Diddy.”

“All this SPIN that you journalist[s] are putting on the statements I made on a radio show.” Boy, bye! First off, most people who are writing about this are far from real journalists. I know I am. I am above this. I am Queen. As a graduate of the Fantasia Barrino Instatoot of Fine Literature And Quick Weaves I must make that shit clear.

Secondly negro, you willingly made the comment about booty holes and what not, so don’t go trying to retract statements now. It’s too late, the damage has been done! You already know that Puffy has already hired a team of sexy assassins hit men [Cheri + Kim] to handle you.

Diddy is going to have your ass [sweet or unsweetened] singing at Natalie’s for Detective Torres by the end of the week. Good luck with that.