I know some of you want to continue to beat the dead horse that is the Oscars, but let’s get down to the meat and potatoes of today’s fuckery instead: Khia!

Her mega-watt smile and bubbling personality illuminate any dark room. Right before you flip the light switch back in the off position again, of course. I hate to break it to you but this is as good as its going to get. Derek Blanks already tried, baby.

On her hit song [available on iTunes, get you a piece] “K Wang” she raps “it’s me what the fuck hell wrong with ya’ll?” with a straight face. Where does one begin to start?