First Lady Diamond took the witness stand on Friday to testify before a Commission of Inquiry investigation allegations of corruption by her estranged husband.

Basically, Michael Misick is accused of misusing funds to trick off on his ol’ lady.

During her time in the hot seat she revealed that she and her sugar daddy regularly traveled on trips to Africa, Switzerland [where her daughter currently attends boarding school], Milan, Prague and LA on a Gulf Stream 3 aircraft, built in 1983, that she thought was theirs. Minister Misick also allegedly spent $275,000 in a jewelry store, chartered a jet for a Paris shopping spree and charged more than $1 million to an American Express account with the “actress” [still pending] after they married in 2006.

McCoy-Misick acknowledged she spent as much as $200,000 a month, but she said it was necessary to buy new hats, gloves and suits to fit her “first lady lifestyle.”

I’m not even going to take the bait on that one.