Beefy Kardashian Is Here To Help

Disclaimer: The only reason I am even bothering to waste bandwidth on this is because dude’s last name is McCants, thanks.

According to Kim’s big little sister Khloe [affectionately known here in Crunkland as Beefy Kardashian] if you are trying to make a relationship work with an athlete go for a football player instead of a basketball player. If you haven’t already heard by now, Beefy’s ex-boyfriend openly messed with his fair share of jump-offs during their relationship.

How dreadful!

When it comes to dating professional athletes, the Kardashian ladies agree that football players are more convenient than basketball players.

“It’s easier to date a football player for sure,” Khloe Kardashian, who split last week from Rashad McCants of the NBA’s Minnesota Timberwolves, tells PEOPLE. “Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they’re all at home.

“In basketball, they’re on the road all the time,” she adds to emphasize how much easier sister Kim Kardashian has it with her NFL star, Reggie Bush.

After blogging about her split, Khloe turned up in Tampa with her sisters to party during Super Bowl weekend.

“We’re here to celebrate the breakup,” joked other sister Kourtney at a pre-Super Bowl party at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino.

“Relationships are so hard in general, even living next door to each other,” Khloe says. “But they have 82 games a year in their season, and I work so much; it’s hard to spend time together. It just wasn’t as fun as it should have been.”

Khloe also admitted that writing on her blog right away helped give her closure.

“Otherwise, I could think, ‘I’ll take him back,’ ” she says. “I blogged the next morning so I wouldn’t change my mind. It made me feel better. And if I do go back, I’d have to blog about it and be like, ‘Sorry guys.’ “

Khloe adds: “I normally never talk about relationships. But since he was kind of public, my fans were angry that I wasn’t really saying anything.” [source]