Everybody and their parole officer is talking about Jennifer Hudson’s performance of the National Anthem at Super Bowl XLIII but the only thing on my mind is this shit right here. I don’t know what your Uncle Bruce was trying to get accomplished by frolicking around on stage like a washed up Chippendale dancer but . . . yeah. The crazy thing about it is the media fucking loved it. I don’t know, maybe I watched something entirely different then everybody else?