Archive for February, 2009

[Mook's Minute] Goddess of Fierce?

Posted by Mook on February 27, 2009

Oh well, at least this is better than Tyra-bot. You know all the chicks and the tangs will be viewing this shit when RuPaul’s Drag Race season 2, oops, I mean Tyra Show, oops, okay Top Model premieres early next month.

In this clip the wonder zest twins Mr. and Ms. Jay bring the stick figures to Caesars Palace in
Vegas where Ty Ty and her tang army greet the girls [who shit in their pants when she arrives]. She proclaims herself “The goddess of fierce for 2,752.7 years” Is that how long her lacefront has been in storage? One of hos calls TyTy “extra-terrestrial” [couldn't have said it better myself] and another gives a sermon worthy of Al Sharpton.

Bitch You See Me, I Can Do All Things Through Yaki That Strengthens Me, Oh Tyra |

Hurts Me To My Heart

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Stevie + Barack

I’m trying my best not to laugh but I can’t. I can’t even spread the good news about Stevie Wonder being honored by President Obama because I am too busy dissecting his hairline.  For crying out loud will somebody please do something about the man’s situation? This shit ain’t right.

A Man Down - Code 10 Affair, And Jesus Wept, Come Help Get Me Get Up Off of This Floor |

News Break

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

This is brings a new meaning to the phrase up yours. TMZ should be paying top dollar for pictures from stories like this.

Nurses accused of photographing a patient and posting the pictures on the Internet have been fired.

The investigation started with an anonymous call from an employee at Mercy Walworth Medical Center in Lake Geneva, with the allegation that a nurse took pictures of a patient with her cell phone and posted them on her Facebook page.

Last week, the nurse told 12 News she never posted the pictures on the Internet. Investigators have since interviewed the nurse and said she offered more details.

“There were two nurses that independently took a picture each of an X-ray of a patient,” Walworth County Undersheriff Kurt Picknell said.

The patient was admitted to the emergency room with an object lodged in his rectum. Police said the nurse explained she and a co-worker snapped photos when they learned it was a sex device. Police said discussion about the incident was posted on her Facebook page, but they haven’t found anyone who actually saw the pictures.

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A Man Down - Code 10 Affair, And I Don't Need A Label For This Shit, How Dreadful, Its Fun To Do Hood Rat Stuff |

I’m Just Saying . . .

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

If momofukas is getting Arab money then why the fuck does this video look so cheap?  No CGI effects, just nothing but a bunch of your cousins. Or can we at least get some on location shots? I’m saying, if TLC was standing in the middle of the “ocean” in the “Waterfalls” video back in 1995 . . .

Epic Fail, Fuck The Recession |

For The Nerd In You

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Can You Hear Me Now?

When I’m not bad mouthing celebrities or trying to save the world by cultivating organic titty residue I’m on the prowl for digital fuckery to share with my boyfriend. You should try it with your better half some time. Fuckery is the glue that holds our relationship together.

My fellow nerds should love this. Sez Michael K from Dlisted:

Over at Buzzfeed, they posted a link to The Teenager Audio Test that produces a tone only young whores under the age of 25 can hear. Supposedly. You might have already known about this shit since it was developed in 2005 under the name The Mosquito. It’s used to fuck with teenagers, basically. The annoying sound is meant to keep young ones from hanging around malls, grocery stores, etc…

I’m 23 years old and I heard it but my sugar daddy who is 26 didn’t. What about you?

Seriously?!, This Is So Exciting |

[In Case You Missed It] Cousin Clifford Is Not For The Hoes

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Clifford sets his younger cousin straight after receiving an angry call from his mama about him performing a song called “For The Hoes” at another family member’s sweet 16 party in a deleted scene from T.I.’s Road To Community Service.

ATLien has bonus footage of Tiny getting her acting on in a straight to dvd film titled Black Balled over at Straight From The A. In the film our beloved piglet plays the baby mama role. No seriously, she does. If pigs can fly than surely they can read screen tests. Lisa Wu Hartwell and the dude from the “Beat It” video also make appearances in the clip.

This can’t be life.

"This Family Has Got To Be That Fist", Come And Get Your Cousins Please |
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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Black Love, Ya\'ll Diahann Carroll

Blame it on the al-al-al-alcohol?

Well, it says something that they compared me, but it’s very true. I wore only designer clothes at that time and I think that was true of Jackie. I never had a Michelle Obama desire; it was not a part of our culture to aspire to Wal-Mart. We were different people then, we were very much about luxury and glamour. I understand completely how the culture has changed to produce this incredible young woman and her husband, the President of the United States and his wife. But, that was not what the culture was when “Claudine” was being fashioned into a film.

- – Diahann Carroll reflects on being compared with former First Lady Jackie Onassis

Eh? Not Too Sure About This One, Okay . . . And?, Quick Flicks |

From The Desperate Times, Desperate Measures Issue of King Magazine

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Dawn Richard

Dawn Richards has already felt the impact of the recession three times already so I understand her need to sell ass but if Aundrea and her moon face decide to get oiled up for FHM I think we all should launch an investigation against Diddy and his involvement with brothels.

If you would like to spend a lovely evening at home jacking off to this hit up your nearest magazine rack and look for Christina Milian’s growl power or hit up Cutie Central for more flicks.

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A check is a check, Fuck The Recession, Go On And Sell That Ass Girl |
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Girl Bye!

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Roseanne’s whores for propaganda quote will never die as long as the Kardashian Klan is around.

I have nothing against the K.K. but those broads are more than desperate for the limelight.  If they want the public’s constant attention their just going to have to do some hoe shit like the rest of Hollywood! I can’t tell you how many times their publicists have emailed blogs trying to leak dirt that no one gives two dry pussies about just so they can remain in the relevancy loop.

Beefy Kardashian says that the rumors that she and Jay-Z got hot and heavy in a night club after sharing tequila shots all night are false. But since people are way too smart to have believed the shit any way she’s just bumping her cum catcher for maintenance at this point. I love Beefy, Lord knows I do. I’m just going to need for her to come better than this next time around. Start a rumor about having a relationship with Manute Bol. Now that I can believe.

Epic Fail, I Blame Ray J, The Bitch Said What? |

Attention Please! Attention Please!

Posted by Fresh on February 26, 2009

Solange Solange

Solange broke out the Creole Buffalo Soldier #38 warrior paint for her performance at the Chicago House of Blue’s on Wednesday night. Since I’ve become accustomed to this type of behavior I will refrain from making any comments referencing her love for glow sticks today.

My girl Angel from Concrete Loop was in the building and snapped a few exclusive pictures of Baby Daniel, Estelle, and a few faces from behind the monitor.  Check it out!

Girl Hand Me Some Glowsticks!, I'm So Different, No One On The Corner Has A Swagger Like Us!, Tales From The Wig Crypt |
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