True story, I was in the market for a premium yaki drawstring ponytail so I decided to hit my local BS store [beauty supply and bullshit] up to check out what the wig crypt had to offer. Innocent enough, right? Well, as soon as I walked in deranged YT woman was in a big huff so I scurried past her [I neglected to have my .40 cal on me] and started to examine a couple of Tina Knowles approved phony ponies. Apparently the woman was trying to return a $9.99 ‘Happy Birthday, Bitch’ t-shirt but Shaniqua behind the counter would not accept it because it reeked of cigarettes and ass.

Niqua girl, this bud’s for you. Thanks EbGCH for the inspiration!