Uncle Russell held a press conference earlier today to announce his new job – - and the job description has nothing to do with Kimora’s lactating titties. He is now the editor in chief over at GlobalGrind.com, woohoo! [sarcasm sold separately] To be honest I thought he already had the position when the site launched but I guess that’s why people say you shouldn’t assume shit.Good star for you, Pepaw!

Me and Clifford’s navel naps area are going to hold our own special press conference tomorrow about the importance of proper pubic upkeep.