Read it and weep:

Flavor Flav is headed back to your TV screen for a new horror-inspired series called “Nite Tales,” according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Described as “Tales From the Crypt” meets “the Twilight Zone,” with Flav playing a similar role to the Cryptkeeper, the show plans to premiere this year on an unnamed cable network.

“Nite Tales” was originally a BET movie that aired on the network last Halloween. Directed by Deon Taylor, the program will also include fans in the creative process by having a contest online to choose Flav’s character’s name. [source]

And I don’t need a punchline for this shit.

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