Little Miss I Don’t Pay For Weed, I Get In Clubs For Free [her words, not mine] is ready for her close up. Survey says, epic fail! One of my good zestlemen friends from Miami told me many moons ago that Jacki-O [or Wacky Hoe if you are a Khia fan] regularly attends pumping parties in the area.

How dreadful! It’s a terrible thing when a woman will lay down her life for 14 additional seconds of relevancy. It’s like the hoodrat version of Seven Pounds.

[Cover via YBF]