A source tells Us Weekly that Kelis and Nas are expecting their first child, how dreadful! No matter how you divide the pie this recession is effecting everybody, including entertainers. The last thing folks need is another mouth to feed. That ‘Milkshake’ and ‘Oochie Wally’ money can only stretch so far and in this economy that shit can’t buy a loaf of bread at the gas station.

Just joking! Children are a blessing. An expensive one nonetheless but whatever, their problem not mine.

“It’s all they are talking about. She is carrying hip-hop royalty!” says the insider, who adds Kelis — currently in her first trimester — already has a little bump. “They are so excited.”

Great! Kelis’ BFF Dania Ramirez can buy the little one a customized Nigger jacket to wear to next year’s Grammy Awards. I can see the online registry now . . .