Ladies and zestlemen I come bearing gifts on this lovely Saturday evening.T.Error Mari is back with another crop of promo flicks! And just because I know how much you guys absolutely adore her I hijacked the pictures from Concrete Loop.
Enjoy.
True story, I was in the market for a premium yaki drawstring ponytail so I decided to hit my local BS store [beauty supply and bullshit] up to check out what the wig crypt had to offer. Innocent enough, right? Well, as soon as I walked in deranged YT woman was in a big huff so I scurried past her [I neglected to have my .40 cal on me] and started to examine a couple of Tina Knowles approved phony ponies. Apparently the woman was trying to return a $9.99 ‘Happy Birthday, Bitch’ t-shirt but Shaniqua behind the counter would not accept it because it reeked of cigarettes and ass.
Niqua girl, this bud’s for you. Thanks EbGCH for the inspiration!
I was checking out my girl Necole Bitchie’s blog and read that Neffie may be in talks to receive her own spin-off reality show on EBT! Word is that Key-Lo-Lo is over having her life documented for the world to see but we all know what the real deal is. If I had to constantly be upstaged by my family on my own shit I would throw in the towel too!
It is rumored that Neffie’s best friend / hair stylist / tangy arm candy will join her on the show. Excuse me as I kiss the sky!
I am going to give a seed offering at church on Sunday for this. I saw the connection between these two when he hooked her up with a quick weave during their trip out to Las Vegas on the season finale.
Oh by the way, Nefeteria [damn you, Frankie and your rocks] was recently honored in by the Inspiring Women Foundation in Virginia. This be the realest shit I ever wrote.
Don’t expect for Voletta Wallace and Lil’ Kim to share tea and crumpets together at high noon any time soon. In a recent interview with Hip-Hop Weekly the proud mom reloads her clip and fires back at Kimberly.
“She felt the character we chose for her was ‘too dark,’ ” Wallace told the publication, regarding Kim’s issues with the film. “Do you know why the character was too dark for her? Because she’s a white woman trapped in a black woman’s body, and you can tell the world I said it, because those are Lil’ Kim’s words. She should be ashamed of herself.”
Deelishis is a survivor, ya’ll. Via the VH1 Blog:
Has Deelishis got a story for you! In the video above, the Flavor of Love 2 “winner” spins some harrowing yarn for Sister 2 Sister H.E.I.C. (Head Editrix In Charge), Jamie Foster Brown: a claim that someone attempted to murder her by poison at a hotel last year! She survived thanks to a rapid succession of events that started with ordering room service and ended with a confrontation with the woman who tried to exterminate her. Spoiler: she did it out of insecurity stemming from Deelishis’ beauty and success! This is Deelishis’ call to end what she deems “hate-on-hate crime.” Please think of Deelishis next time you’re considering reaching for that cyanide.
I hate technology. And Mook for submitting this.
Although the couple has not released an official statement there is no denying the pregnancy glow that Kimono is giving off. She has been fertilized with the seed of Amistad, hoe! I just wonder how things went down in the bedroom that faithful night.
Word on the curb is that the two lovebirds tied the knot months ago but we’ll probably have to wait a month or two after she drops her load for the ultra exclusive interview with Sister 2 Sister – - no – - Essence detailing all the dirt. Whatever the case maybe kudos to Kimora for keep her cum catcher shut for this long about anything.
Additional flicks of Kimono + Digimon at the premiere of Push and at the Liverpool Baby Phat clothing line launch at Hyde Club under the hood.
Willona Woods and her sister LaTonya Blige were all smiles at a party for Andre Harrell earlier this week. It’s good to see the sisters chilling together despite all of the rumors in the past about their being a rift between the two because of that damn Kendu.
I’m still praying for Mary to reunite with K-Ci to perform together at the 2010 EBT Awards.
Here is what First Lady Diamond had to say to Essence about suggestive magazine pictures [read: questionable hoe shit] she has posed for in the past:
“I’m the First Lady and I knew that I could no longer do those kinds of photo shoots. They were old photographs from a few years ago and I’m an actress, so I know why that magazine chose to run them again. Still, I felt like when Michael asked me if I posed for that magazine he could have shown a bit more support and spoken on my behalf and say, “My wife would not do this.” When he questioned me, I said, “Are you serious? Might this be the same series of the photos and posters you framed and proudly said, “This is my wife?” To not ask me as your wife and accuse me of something like that really hurt.Then people want to say no other First Lady would do this. Well, neither did I because it was done years ago, and quite frankly, the other First Ladies couldn’t pull that off if they wanted to.”
She should also brag about the fact that Gucci Mane didn’t mention any other First Ladies on the song “Go Head” [first at that!] and that someone tossed a malnutrition stack in her direction at the club. Now that’s some shit to write home about.
I could go on counting for hours the many ways that this clip sent my soul plunging to the depths of hell but I will reserve that for another occasion. Yet I still want this shit as my default ringtone! Blame Nikki!
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