See You Later, Eartha



Happy Late Christmas Crunksters! I have been spending  so much time with Mama Fresh I almost forgot my fuckery responsibilities! If you could find it in your heart to forgive me this holiday season I would appreciate it.

My heart is heavy with the sad news that Eartha Kitt has passed away from colon cancer. It seems like we have really been losing a lot of our legends around holidays . . .

Eartha Kitt, a sultry singer, dancer and actress who rose from South Carolina cotton fields to become an international symbol of elegance and sensuality, has died, a family spokesman said. She was 81.

Andrew Freedman said Kitt, who was recently treated at Columbia Presbyterian Hospital, died Thursday in Connecticut of colon cancer.

Kitt, a self-proclaimed “sex kitten” famous for her catlike purr, was one of America’s most versatile performers, winning two Emmys and nabbing a third nomination. She also was nominated for several Tonys and two Grammys.

Her career spanned six decades, from her start as a dancer with the famed Katherine Dunham troupe to cabarets and acting and singing on stage, in movies and on television. She persevered through an unhappy childhood as a mixed-race daughter of the South and made headlines in the 1960s for denouncing the Vietnam War during a visit to the White House.

Through the years, Kitt remained a picture of vitality and attracted fans less than half her age even as she neared 80. [source]

Kid Fury’s X-Mas Wish List

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Kid Fury, here. I hope everyone and their families are having a pleasant Christmas Eve. It’s raining in Miami, the star just fell from atop my tree, and the Family Dollar is closed, but I’m not gonna be a Scrooge about it. Anyway, I thought I’d interrupt that eggnog and Hennesy sipping (cocoa for the younger crowd) to share my list of things I hope ol’ Santa brings me tomorrow. Feel free to share yours.

  1. A vocoder
  2. Dinner and a movie with Ms. Frankie
  3. The warmth of Areefa’s left breast
  4. A Sasha Fierce glove
  5. A Brandy/Kelly Rowland rent world tour (featuring Cassie)
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The “I Hope You Don’t Think You Are Getting A Tip” Side-Eye

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Hey Fresh,

This is BigSexy. Thanks to you, I can never look at photos the same again. I’ve attached a pic of my husband’s boss at the office Christmas party last Saturday. Notice the waitress “Takila” [not lying, check the name tag] just had to get in the picture. Mr. B. was not amused at her boldness.

From The C+D Vault

Buffie the Body and Kay Slay’s show ‘Who Wants A Check’ may never hit VH1 [or BET for the matter] but it will always be as good as gold in the hearts of Crunksters around the globe. I still stand by my previous statement that these two probably struggle to fill out bank deposit slips though.

Quick Flicks: Big Tigger’s Birthday Party

Sir Loose Booty [if you believe Superhead] hosted a birthday bash last week with a couple of Flavor Flav’s ball cleaners and random booty magazine models. Raven Symone [!] also came through to wish Big Tigger a belated birthday by presenting him with a basket of assorted ass plugs.

Now let me get my random rant on. For what its worth I actually like Melyssa Ford and actually give her a little credit for turning her video hoe-dom into other opportunities but her I’m-not-the-rest-of-these-bitches-because-I-hosted-a-show-on-BET attitude she gives off can be rather irksome at times. Girl bye! Get on T-Baby’s level and then start making proclamations.

[Flicks via Eviplist.com]

Getting Money, Divas Getting Money

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Now, would Agnes Dereon approve the above tangmaster as the female version of a hustla, of a hustla, of hustla, nah nah nah of a hustla? Hope so! Photographer and C+D friend in the head Freddy O snapped these flicks while on the scene at Atlanta’s W Hotel Appreciation event last week. And before you light up the comment section I think a drag showcase is a lovely way of saying “thanks for staying with us whenever you are in town.”

But you already know Matthew is trying to get some residuals off this shit.

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A Special Treat From The Wig Crypt Just In Time For Christmas

Mrs. Bust It Creole has not one but two videos to stuff in her faithful followers stockings this holiday season. Skeet or delete?

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