Oh how I have missed Crunkland! Listen, I love my relatives just as much as the next Knowles but I’m glad to be back in my own damn house.

But I digress.

Future XXL Eye Candy of the Month and overall dick stiffener Diana Morgan and three other ladies of the night were arrested by Memphis police and charged with selling ass within a mile and a half of a church or school last week. Each suspect has numerous local previous arrests except for one.

Free Diana! The police in M-Town should be out fighting real crime. Eightball and MJG have been impersonating muppets for years and nobody has done shit about it.