Rihanna

Beyaki’s chances at performing at President Obama’s inauguration event is looking slimmer and slimmer by the day. First ReRe the Body was announced, then Shakira, now RiRi the Alien Princess. [via Us Weekly]:

Rihanna is ready to rock Washington, D.C. on Inauguration Day.

The 20-year-old Grammy winner will headline the Recording Industry Association of America’s charity ball to benefit Feeding America on Jan. 20, according to Access Hollywood.

We are thrilled to have Rihanna’s participation in the inauguration charity ball,” Feeding America’s Vicky Escarra told Access. “As the prevalence of hunger in America increases at an unprecedented rate, we are most grateful to Rihanna and to RIAA for helping us bring greater visibility to this tragic reality and helping us feed millions more people in need.”

I’m still waiting to hear if JHud will show up, so Beyaki will bang her half-ton weave against the wall.