There is a lot of hurt and tang hidden behind this young man’s eyes, and I totally understand why. [insert sad Gary Coleman face and ashy hands combo here]

A Fort Worth teenager with a high-end name is accused of a low rent crime.

According to investigators, Neiman Marcus Jones stole fistfuls of candy from a Wal-Mart in the 7400 block of McCart Avenue on Wednesday afternoon and then faced off with store workers.

The 18-year-old stashed the stolen goods in his coat at about 4:30 p.m. and walked out the front doors before employees confronted him, police said.
Jones allegedly pushed one of the workers and tousled with another before breaking free and fleeing on foot.

Police later located Jones hiding in a nearby neighborhood behind a car parked in a driveway.

Jones faces robbery charges. [source - - Thanks Cortney!]