Diddy threw an intimate birthday bash for baby mama extraordinaire Kim Porter in West Hollywood on Monday. Nearly 30 guests gathered at Murano Restaurant & Lounge to celebrate Diddy’s go-to pube inspector’s 38th birthday.

According to a source who attended the private party guests serenaded Kim to Stevie Wonder’s “Happy Birthday” before presenting her with a cake.”

While Diddy stuck to ginger ale at the party, the other guests sipped on a specialty lemon drop martini made with Ciroc vodka created for the occasion. I’m crossing my fingers that he got her knocked up the same night so we can all have something to talk about in the upcoming months. Well? Kim has been keeping a pretty low profile so a pregnancy just may be the boost she needs.

Speaking of toothpick crypt employees, Aubrey O’ Day thought it was necessary to tell Usmagazine.com that she can’t decide which menu to order off:  vagina or penis.

“At this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually,” the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

“The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table,” she tells Us. “All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”

I see a reality show in her near future based around this shit.