A travel size edition photoshop! I haven’t pushed a kid out of my vagina yet but I’ll be damned if I don’t have a couple of stretch marks I would like to get rid of. It’s clearly done wonders for this broad. She went from looking like she ordered steroids online to all dainty and lady like. I wanna be made over!

Kim Kardashian’s younger sister [I'll never understand] Khloe is standing up for her fellow furry peeps by posing nude in a new PETA ad. She better not come around Mary J. Blige trying to preach this shit. Willona Woods is no Rachel Zoe, hoe. Thanks Jakki!