I swear to god, Fergie has had so much plastic surgery she’s starting to look like that Cat Lady Jocelyn Wildenstein.

She was at the launch of her new shoe line and she had this to say for the five people who were there:

“I have always loved fashion because it’s a great way to express your mood. And I’m definitely a shoe lover. The right pair of shoes can change the feel of an outfit, and even change how a woman feels about herself. A woman can wear confidence on her feet with a high stiletto, or slip into weekend comfort with a soft ballet flat.” [flicks via Just Jared]

[*crickets*]