The only reason I elected to spread the fuckery that is “Wuz Up Wit Da Cookies” even bothering to do this post is because The Dealer is constantly running around singing the hook for months now. I know, I know . . . trust me, I’m only here for the money.

But I digress.

“Wuz Up Wit Da Cookies” isn’t an ode to America’s favorite snack, it’s about the pursuit of snatch! Juney Boomdata poses this question when approached by an overly inquisitive female at the mall. As you probably have guessed the dirty version is titled “Wuz Up Wit Da Pussy” [gasp!] but this version features Soulja Boy.

Soulja Boy.

Take a listen under the hood.