Your cousins from Atlanta never cease to amaze me. Crunkster Mike Mike’s Auntie submitted these gems a couple of days ago and I’m just now getting a chance to post them. After you view the gallery you will understand. To the bat cave!
ATL Cousins
Casket Ready
This bronzed beauty is Shawty Lo’s baby mama NaNa. She was present at last night’s Filthy Awards but the above flicks are actually from this year’s Ozone Awards. Since she is friends with one of my friends on MySpace [which virtually makes us like this] I’m sure she won’t mind this post highlighting her taste in haute couture hoe shit.
NaNa committed a major few skinny bitches fashion violation when she decided to show off her comatose titties with a plunging neckline. Unless your tittayballs are sitting up chevy high I would strongly suggest that women of all shapes and sizes seek support. The reason for the for dog tired look on her face is because she kept having to look down to make sure her puppies were still playing in the fence the entire night.
Clifford wins again.
The 2008 Filthy Awards
By now you have heard about all the fuckery that went down in ATL at Monday’s night 4th Annual Dirty Awards but if you didn’t follow the link here, here and here. I’m not surprised the show turned into a playground of ignorance, more disappointed in your cousins.
I know a few people on a personal level who were involved in the production of the awards and they are walking around with extreme cases of sad Lil’ Mama faces. Between that public display of trif behavior and the Real Housewives reunion show tonight ATLiens better ask T-Baby to create another version of her heartwarming single just for their city. View more flicks from the show at Freddyo.com!
YouTube Clip of the Day
Apparently it’s still cold in the D, bitches. Peace will never be kept with your cousin T-Baby doing radio interviews and shit.
Mook’s Minute: What What In The Butt
Description from VH1.com:
You may or may not know that Ezra “Buddha” Masters, the man who was a Tailor Made away from winning New York’s heart on I Love New York 2, occasionally appears on the erotic cable series Zane’s Sex Chronicles. In the clip below, our boy keeps the skin in Skinemax, baring his butt in a sex scene at around the 2:27 mark. This video seems to have been recorded off TV via camcorder, but it is clear nonetheless. That is to say his full moon shines bright, so this NSFW . . . unless you happen to work in an underwear factory. [Is that Beyonce singing in the background? Shit! - - Fresh]
Timothy Pollard and Brother Patterson must be really jealous right now…
Girl, You So Futuristic
Lady GaGa is the pinnacle of different-ness! Since I am rocking one solo contact lens right now [long story but there was some hoe shit involved - - victory!] I thought she was the youngest Knowles sister at first.
Many of her fans believe that Christina Aguilera jacked her swag from the electropop singer. Whatever the case may ultimately be someone please notify Solange that she can turn her glow sticks in at the front desk.
More flicks of GaGa, Christian Siriano, T-Pain, Tyrese, Orland Brown [roflmao] and others at Interscope, Geffen, A&M Records’ American Music Awards after-party under the hood.