Dwight Eubanks made pussies all across America moisten with delight last night when he stepped on set at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special. And when he reached out and touched Kim’s kitchen ass half-wig I just collapsed.

I couldn’t get visions of his silky, flowing weave out of my head so I hit up Google to unearth some precious stones on his royal tanginess and tah dah! I don’t know how old these . . . pills are but the tang is still potent as ever!

One of these pictures will become my Christmas card this year, trust.

[Totally off the tang matter at hand but I just joined Twitter and the shit is almost as addicting as Dwight's pursed lips.]