That kindergarten cop shirt kills me every time. Shawty don’t chop me, shawty don’t screw me.

The caged bird is trying to get free.

Remy Ma wants her lawyers to exercise her get out of jail card … just in time for the holidays.

Remy’s mouthpieces have filed for an appeal on her eight-year prison sentence for shooting a woman in the stomach outside of an NYC nightclub last year. Her attorneys claim the trial was riddled with mistakes by the judge. They want the lil’ felon sprung in time for Xmas. [source]

If Remy Ma is granted freedom what should be the terms of her parole? I suggest she be placed in a 3 month program for yaki and dutch masters abusers.