Yeah yeah, I’m mad late posting this shit but so what. I tried to avoid this mess but the Knowles have a way with people’s souls.

Break out your glow sticks because its time to get funky. Can you taste the hint of sarcasm peppered in my writing tone? Hopefully so.

The video for Solange’s third single titled “T.O.N.Y.” will leave you scratching your head and ass [or at least that was my experience] long after it has gone off. Our little Sol-AngeL struts down the city streets in dramatic cunt fashion all the way home where she later takes a pregnancy test and tah dah! Fertile Myrtle is knocked up. Full of raw emotions, she sends the results to her baby’s fav-vah who is equally devastated.

The fuck?