“I always get Santa lingerie, even if nobody sees itt. But this year it will be appreciated! [My girlfriends and I] go in the hot tub in our Christmas bikinis, then roll in the fresh snow and jump back in . . . I’m really looking forward to being in love on Christmas. The holidays are always great, but being in love … is going to be the icing on the cake.”

- – Mimikins strips down for Christmas

This shit is gross. I’d rather drink Pig Pen’s hot tub water through a sour straw