Not that anyone over the age is 16 gives a shit but Cassie used her MySpace blog to clear up rumors that she joined the remaining trannies of Danity Kane.

What’s up everybody??

A friend of mine forwarded me a link to a site with a made up quote about me joining Danity Kane. I want to make it clear to everyone that I am not joining Danity Kane! My second solo album is coming out in the Spring of ‘09 and I’m very excited about that.

I don’t know where the fake message came from, but I know for a fact that it didn’t come from me.

Anyway, I can’t wait to share more details about MY next solo project with you. Thanks guys, talk soon!

The world just let out one big collective sigh of relief. Still, I can’t allow the possibilities of fuckery behind this little rumor slip away. If Cassie joined Danity Kane what would the name of their next album be titled? Include a possible tracklisting if you’re feeling freaky.