Melyssa Ford and Jon B killed a bird with one big ass stone by having a birthday / album release party earlier this week. You see, times really are hard. Random negras from the CW [collect em all!] were in the building attempting to get the only type of exposure Wireimage.com can provide.

I wonder if the no neck member of Dru Hill is available to perform at my Mama’s birthday party later this month. I’m not trying to map his schedule out but I would imagine he really ain’t got shit else to do. Just an educated guess.