Who wants a slice of Akon?

Still one of the best pictures ever.

If he [Obama] doesn’t get into office, I’m gonna change my citizenship,” he said. “I’m moving back to Africa. You can hold me to that. I’m afraid to live there if he [McCain] is President. The decisions he makes scare me: he’s making selfish decisions, he’s doing whatever it takes to get into office.”

“I don’t think he’s going to last eight years so she’s [Palin] definitely going to be president. Oh my goodness - that’s scarier. And who would be her running mate? Joe The Plummer?”

“I’m very afraid,” he continued. “If the people don’t see [that life in America will deteriorate under McCain], then that’s a dangerous place to be for the next four years. I can’t even envision how bad it’s gonna be. I see it now - like, I’m driving down the highway, and I see cars parked with their emergency lights on because [people] can’t afford to buy gas. You’ve got families walking, carrying infants to the next exit to take a taxi, because the taxi will get them home cheaper than the gas.”

- - Akon talks politics [via Necole Bitchie]