Since the kids can’t say it without having to deal with some Joe Jackson type of results I am going to go ahead and scream it for them: Grown folks always manage to fuck up Halloween.

Some of you momofukas get a little too into this shit. The next time someone over the age of 13 jumps in my face talking about “Guess what I am?!” I swear ‘fore Lord I am going to respond “A candidate for an ass whooping” and push their punk ass out the way,

I just can’t.