Archive for November, 2008

YouTube Clip of the Day

Posted by Fresh on November 29, 2008

I decided to take a quick break from my Saturday morning cleaning chores [1] to check out some of my favorite blogs to see what I’ve missed over the holiday and spotted the above clip of KeyLoLo’s sister [I purposely left out the quotation marks today] Deewana Cole talking to members of the razzi in Los Angeles. During her time in the spotlight Sanaa Lathan and her bodyguard [read: cousin Mike Mike] accidentally bumps the queen and her response is priceless.

[1] Your cousins never pick up after themselves after get-togethers.

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The “I Shall Not Be Moved” Side-Eye

Posted by Fresh on November 28, 2008

Please Huh?

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Everyday C+D saves me from killin’ a muhfugga. So I definitely owe you for continuing to ensure my freedom. Hence this wonderful two part side eye from a member of team chunk. She served up a two piece side eye and let tha world know she aint movin’ out no dayum pitcha for yt!! She still had the look on her face in tha next shot! LOL. Hope you find it as hilarious I did!

Long live side eye fever!

- - Cam 2.0

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Faces From The Milk Carton

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2008

The last time I spotted Shawna she was posing with Remy Ma and Jacki-O in promo pictures for the female rap super group Bitches With Attitude - - how dreadful [1].

The Chicago native made her ass roll like some 24’s while performing on stage with Ludacris at New York City’s Highline Ballroom on Tuesday night. Any exposure on YouTube is better than none. Shake that monkey, girl. [Video via Necole Bitchie]

[1] Dwight-isms really come in handy!

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Your Daily Tang Multivitamin

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2008

Dwight Dwight + His Man Servant

Dwight Eubanks made pussies all across America moisten with delight last night when he stepped on set at the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion special. And when he reached out and touched Kim’s kitchen ass half-wig I just collapsed.

I couldn’t get visions of his silky, flowing weave out of my head so I hit up Google to unearth some precious stones on his royal tanginess and tah dah! I don’t know how old these . . . pills are but the tang is still potent as ever!

One of these pictures will become my Christmas card this year, trust.

[Totally off the tang matter at hand but I just joined Twitter and the shit is almost as addicting as Dwight's pursed lips.]

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Promo Trail: Beyonce

Posted by Fresh on November 26, 2008

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I won’t bother posting pictures of  Jay-Z and his jockey sitting courtside at last night’s Knicks game since everybody and their Uncle Cholly have beat me to the punch but I do come bearing gifts. Beyonce twerked her creole camel toe on the Today Show this morning. It was a magical experience to say the least.

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Mook’s Minute: Kizzy Hits The Motherland

Posted by Mook on November 26, 2008

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MTV Africa had their first VMAs on Sunday and if you were thinkin’ it was all local talent, Kizzy Rowland stopped by to “accept” an award for Alicia Keys [maybe she thought it was Beyaki's?]. Anyways, the only stars from the States that showed up were Ms. Kizz, The Game and Flo Rida and they brought the fuckery with them. The African artists were probably asking “who the fuck are these people? We want the one with the yak hair.”

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Quick Quotes

Posted by Fresh on November 25, 2008

Two times!

Chitlins are off the menu. They were keeping my weight up. Chitlins have been canceled off of my list, and I know my fans and friends are screaming ‘Hallelujah!’ I want to be around for a long time, so let’s drop the chitlins.

- - ReRe the Body says no to chitlins this holiday

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No Seriously, Come And Get Your Cousins

Posted by Fresh on November 25, 2008

Your Cousins Your Cousins Your Cousins

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Your cousins from Atlanta never cease to amaze me. Crunkster Mike Mike’s Auntie submitted these gems a couple of days ago and I’m just now getting a chance to post them. After you view the gallery you will understand. To the bat cave!

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