Stay In School Kids [No Really, Please Do]

Posted on October 30, 2008

Are peace signs are the secret official hand gesture for irrelevancy?

First we had Blackberry Molasses come by and sweep the floor with his pussy now Cheri Dennis and Yung Wyndex make a cameo at a fashion show. Today has really shaped up to be pretty fucking awesome, right?

Cheri escaped Diddy’s tooth pick crypt long enough to make an appearance at the Southpole Stay In School Fashion Show in New York City. Let the record show that no one over the age of 18 years old should ever be caught rocking that shit. Email me for more rules and guidelines.

But I digress.

Cheri still has that cherry kool-aid hued hair and mean mustache. I’m mad her top lip has more hair than all the members of Team Wackout.

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Quick Quotes

Posted on October 30, 2008

Kilpatrick used the speech as a rallying cry of sorts, pledging to surmount the convictions and seemingly blaming the media and Gov. Jennifer Granholm for damaging his marriage and career. He ended with a pledge: “Ya’ll done set me up for a comeback.” [source via Stereohyphed]

MORE: Mayor Kilpatrick tries to lay a smooch on his wife with no success

Collector’s Item: Blackberry Molasses

Posted on October 30, 2008

And speaking of those who are currently strung out on crack . . . Meet Ms. Blackberry!

I’ve seen some pretty wild shit in my 23 years but nothing quite compares to these flicks of Ms. Blackberry enjoying a romantic moonlit evening in the park. I don’t know really know what to say about all of this but my vagina just turned into a pillar of salt.

If you don’t click on another link today please visit Ms. Blackberry inside the gallery for more sexual eruption proper and potentially NSFW flicks.

And to the person responsible for snapping these shots, I don’t even know you and I hate you.

Ms. Blackberry’s Sexy Photo Shoot

Posted on October 30, 2008

News Break

Posted on October 30, 2008

Just home school your damn kids.

A teacher in the Dallas school district was arrested at about 2 a.m. today after police say he was smoking cocaine while driving erratically in Oak Cliff.

Donald Keith Johnson, 47, a teacher at Molina High School, was charged with evading arrest and possession of cocaine, according to police. The school’s address is listed on Mr. Johnson’s driver’s license.

A police officer spotted Mr. Johnson, a Dallas resident, on West Laureland Road and attempted to pull him over because he was unable to maintain his lane, according to a Dallas police report.

According to the report, Mr. Johnson continued smoking cocaine from a crack pipe as officers pursued him.

The pursuit ended at the Houston Street Viaduct, where police had to put Mr. Johnson’s car in park because he refused to do so, according to the report.

Officers used a Taser to subdue Mr. Johnson, who resisted arrest by punching and kicking, the report states. He was taken to Parkland Memorial Hospital.

Mr. Johnson was booked into Dallas County Jail around 8 a.m. and is being held in lieu of $3,000 bond. [source - - Thanks Elliott]

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Catfish Reels His Lady Love In

Posted on October 30, 2008

Catfish Wilkerson helped his Louis Vuitton draped sex slave ReRe the Body make her way inside of her Manhattan hotel before shuttling her off [note the wig change] to Boarder’s to sign autographs later.

Speaking of Catfish, has he made her a honest woman yet or is he still busting nuts in sin? Last year Aretha told Sister 2 Sister that she was embarking on a crash diet to lose weight in time for her June wedding. I hate to bring up old shit or diet failures but um . . . yeah, what happened with that? Jenny Craig and the nuptials that is.

At any rate she should really consider linking up with Plies for that Bust It Baby calendar.

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Upgrade / Downgrade

Posted on October 30, 2008

Joy Bryant’s publicist must have mistakenly told her that she was attending an event at the local pumpkin patch because that’s the only excuse I can come up with for her leaving the house in full on fuck effort mode like that. I’m all for natural beauty and all of that good shit but people put more effort in their appearance when they make a condom run in the middle of the night.

Golden’s dress wouldn’t be my first, second, third, fourth, or fifth option but she looks better than usual, so for that I will give her a single hand clap and nod of appreciation. Now as for that yaki in her head . . .

More folks at the launch party for the Blackbery Storm after the jump.

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