Joy Bryant’s publicist must have mistakenly told her that she was attending an event at the local pumpkin patch because that’s the only excuse I can come up with for her leaving the house in full on fuck effort mode like that. I’m all for natural beauty and all of that good shit but people put more effort in their appearance when they make a condom run in the middle of the night.

Golden’s dress wouldn’t be my first, second, third, fourth, or fifth option but she looks better than usual, so for that I will give her a single hand clap and nod of appreciation. Now as for that yaki in her head . . .

More folks at the launch party for the Blackbery Storm after the jump.