Jesus hold my mule and Berkin bag! I thought Billy Ocean negroid was living in a mansion all the way in Wiscansin. Son is straight stuntin’ on you hoes. It may be a while before the next time you see sweet action like this, so right click and save.

Billy O.  dazzled [um hmm, dazzled] the paparazzi on the red carpet at the Mobo Awards while Melanie Brown looked like a bridesmaid from T Baby’s wedding party. That’s the best you can do with Eddie’s child support payments? I can’t and obviously neither could you. What red carpet look steamed up the glass pot lid the most?