In an attempt to keep the natural order of the wig crypt in order [1] I interrupt our regularly scheduled programming and present you the video for “Single Ladies [Put A Ring On It].” Baby Daniel has his shank waiting for the mayhem to ensue at any moment.

Let me be the first to say that I can’t wait for hundreds of tangy men to re-create this video and post their versions on YouTube!

[1] Kizzy should be used to Mrs. Carter upstaging her ass by now, that’s not my problem.