Good afternoon, Crunksters! Kid Fury, here! It’s been a while since I came to the wonderful world of C+D, but I decided to return in a new light. I want to drop a few tips, tricks, and words of advice in hopes that I may change a few lives. Lord knows, we could all use a change. My first order of business will be to address the following:

10.03.08 — The club is NOT your personal photoshoot!

Granted, we all love to take pictures in the party atmosphere, but some of these dirty toe heffas take things too far. Just because there is a man or woman running around the club with a camera, doesn’t mean you need to pull off all that top model shit — Click, Flash, Move Your Ass! There is no need to be spread the fuck out on people’s furniture, or do leg lifts by the mega fan in the back to let your coochie breathe. I won’t even get started on the booty shots. Besides, from what I’ve seen on these sites, most of the chicks doing it look like the back of a foot.

All in all, I simply ask that if you feel the need to take pictures in the club, just give a simple classy pose. Save all the other shit for your disposable Kodak camera and the privacy of your own home. Thank you.