It’s been months since I’ve got my cute little acrylic nails stuck in my keyboard transcribing Khia’s advice column for Hood Magazine but because I love you more than Lenny Williams I risked my tips today to bring you the following 100 percent unadulterated fuckery.

Khia,

You know I fuck with you but how the fuck you gone say it’s something wrong with niggas who be in strip clubs? Everybody go to strip clubs, and most niggas just go to show off how much money they got. I feel disrespected cause I go to strip clubs all the time just to get my rocks off.

- - Jason

Jason,

Now you know what Jason, your ass really do need to stay out the strip club. Nigga, is you serious? If you got offended because I said something is wrong with niggas that be in the strip club, then this is my point. Get your mind right nigga.

Yeah, we all like strip clubs but is that the right place to be? Everybody don’t hang in strip clubs, but there are a lot of pimps, hoes, tricks, simps, lames, drug dealers. perverts. stalkers, niggas cheating on they bitch, bitches cheating on they niggas, head giving, trappin, flossin, frontin, snitches, bitches, undercover cops watching, haters robbing, non rapping ass niggas, and thugs in the strip club.

What I told her was that the strip club was mot the place for a real queen to meet a king that would love and respect her. If you at a strip club looking for a nigga,you gone get just what you came to get, fucked.

Now keep it hood, man up, yeah its good guys in the strip club, but they are not being good while they’re in there. Now that’s all I meant.

Shit, I love the strip club too but I didn’t meet my nigga there. Come on now, if the Air Forces don’t fit then don’t put them on. Nigga stop cheating on your girl for that funky monkey and stay your ass out the strip club unless you take your girl with you for a night of fun. Hello?

- - Khia