It’s been far too long since I have tossed a momofuka in the casket face down [ass up] so who better to give the esteemed honor to other than the Diamond Princess herself.

And I don’t need a style jury for this shit.

I’m not going to throw stones at Katrina LaVerne for enjoying nightly fourth meals but the excess back fat being on public parade is a wee bit of a problem for me.

And I’m not going to mention her thighs looking like ReRe the Body’s arm in a blood pressure cuff or the costume jewels or the devastating lace front. You see it!