Archive for October, 2008

We Have Something In Common - - The Need For A Check

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Break out the crack pipes and popcorn!

Whitney Houston and The King of Rocks + Blunts may reunite in the Celebrity Big Brother house. The Daily Star claims that Nippy reportedly signed on to appear on the reality show in the summer, and now the big wigs at the show have also managed to snag Bobbay as well.

A show insider said: “It was bad enough when Bridget Nielsen had to suffer her ex mother in law Jackie Stallone turning up in the house.

“And viewers saw Rex Newmark squirm when his girlfriend Nicole arrived.

“But Bobby and Whitney together?

“It’s gonna be a time bomb waiting to go off.”

News Break

. . . but in this case it does.

A judge has dismissed former NBA player Jason Caffey’s bankruptcy case, clearing the way for several women to sue him for thousands of dollars in child support.

U.S. Bankruptcy Judge Margaret A. Mahoney dismissed the bankruptcy case Tuesday — which means the mothers of his children can sue for child-support payments. Caffey has 10 children with eight women.

Caffey declined to comment Tuesday to the Press-Register in Mobile.

The bankruptcy filing also had blocked an arrest warrant issued by a judge in Georgia. LoRunda Brown’s attorney, Randy Kessler, told the Mobile newspaper he will ask the judge to reinstate the warrant. He hopes the prospect of jail might entice him to pay Brown child support and legal fees totaling more than $200,000.

“She has no interest in seeing him go to jail,” Kessler said. “She has an interest in seeing her child taken care of.”

The bankruptcy judge also allowed Nicole Carter to sue Caffey over accusations that he fraudulently transferred assets meant to guarantee a trust fund set up for their daughter. Her attorney, Steven Terry, said he plans to file that lawsuit soon. [source]

Style Jury: Solange

Beyonce + Solange Beyonce + Solange Beyonce + Solange

I tried to find a picture of Solange by herself but you already know how that mission turned out. Word to Necole Bitchie, Papa Knowles are slanging these broads as a two for one package deal. And you can get it for the L-O!

Sol-AngeL hit up the We Are Just Here Promoting These Purses For A Check event with her sister in Tokyo wearing one of my Mama’s freakum dresses from the mid 80’s and a pair of killer heels. What’s your verdict on her look?

Quick Flicks: I Am C.H.A.N.G.E.! Event

Lil\' Kim + Uncle Russell

I went to vote early yesterday and it was an experience to say the least! All the, ahem, “other flavored” elderly people were mugging the fuck out of me [I was one of the youngest people there so they were hating because I wasn't walking next to an oxygen tank] like “when did they give colored women voting rights?” as we all stood in line. I was about to flip some furniture over and get shit cracking but by that time my legs gave in and I just sat indian-style on the floor and played Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader on my SideKick.

Which brings me to my point, sort of. You can vote for whoever you like just like those corny 7th graders said just get out there and do it! Uncle Russell and his crew got their party on last night at the ‘I AM C.H.A.N.G.E!’ voting event. Guest included Lil’ Kim, LL Cool J, Ice T and his bottom bitch, Bow Wow, and others. Hit the gallery for more red carpet flicks from the night.

“I AM C.H.A.N.G.E!” Get Out The Vote Party

From The C+D Vault

I’ve been waiting all month to post this video of Mike Tyson and Bobby Brown harmonizing together! The two linked up on Jimmy Kimmel in 2005 to perform the song “Monster Mash” and made fuckery history in the process. Please enjoy!

Dawn of the Dead

Dawn Dawn Guest, Dawn + Que

Danity Kane member Dawn celebrated Hallow Peen at her Dusk To Dawn Gala with Chris Brown’s understudy, Chrisette Michelle a/k/a/ the most exciting sanga to come along in 5 years, and others on Wednesday night in New York City.

That’s all I’ve got this time around.

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Stay In School Kids [No Really, Please Do]

Cheri Dennis Team Blackout

Are peace signs are the secret official hand gesture for irrelevancy?

First we had Blackberry Molasses come by and sweep the floor with his pussy now Cheri Dennis and Yung Wyndex make a cameo at a fashion show. Today has really shaped up to be pretty fucking awesome, right?

Cheri escaped Diddy’s tooth pick crypt long enough to make an appearance at the Southpole Stay In School Fashion Show in New York City. Let the record show that no one over the age of 18 years old should ever be caught rocking that shit. Email me for more rules and guidelines.

But I digress.

Cheri still has that cherry kool-aid hued hair and mean mustache. I’m mad her top lip has more hair than all the members of Team Wackout.

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