The season premiere of Dancing To Stay Relevant premiered last night. Please hold your applause. This season’s contestants include Toni Braxton, Kim Kardashian, and a bunch of other people I don’t feel like googling.

Although Toni Braxton has recently been diagnosed with microvascular angina, which occurs when not enough oxygen is making it into the heart, she still went out there and handled her business. I mean, I can still crank dat Bishop Thomas Weeks better than she will ever be able to but I will give credit where its due.