When faced with the elimination board on last week’s episode of ‘I Want To Work For Diddy’ contestant Poprah revealed that she gained weight an excessive amount of weight because she was tired of industry cats trying to smash.

Insert Eli Porter infinite pause here.

That just sounds ridiculous – - and I am a starter for Team Chunk. While her reasons could be very well legit I think ol’ girl probably concocted that little story after she realized that she visited the buffet table a few too many times and the damage was already done.

Skinny Poprah [via Straight From The A] video moments after the cut. There’s a special cameo from JB! I almost cried . . .